Monday, June 23, 2008
The beginning of a new Era
The 2008 NHL draft is all over and many of you (the 6 who read this blog that care about hockey) are wondering who made the best picks and who won the draft and so on... Lost in all of this was a quiet little pickup that the Carolina Hurricanes made in the fourth round. Here it is:
And with the 105th pick in the fourth round the Carolina Hurricanes would like to pick defenseman Michal Jordan. Come on isn't it bad enough he sucked at baseball and now is trying to suck at a new sport. M. Jordan (most overrated basketball player in history) is now lacing up his skates for hockey. Ok you failed at golf, baseball, come backs in basketball, owning teams in basketball and now hockey. Here is what I see happening: Jordan leaps over the D he goes in to the goal and ohhh nooooo his tongue was stuck out and now it is stuck to the goal post. Sad sad sad.
I totally realize since this Michal Jordan spells his name differently, is only 17, and is from Canada that it could be a different M Jordan but how can we be sure.
And with the 105th pick in the fourth round the Carolina Hurricanes would like to pick defenseman Michal Jordan. Come on isn't it bad enough he sucked at baseball and now is trying to suck at a new sport. M. Jordan (most overrated basketball player in history) is now lacing up his skates for hockey. Ok you failed at golf, baseball, come backs in basketball, owning teams in basketball and now hockey. Here is what I see happening: Jordan leaps over the D he goes in to the goal and ohhh nooooo his tongue was stuck out and now it is stuck to the goal post. Sad sad sad.
I totally realize since this Michal Jordan spells his name differently, is only 17, and is from Canada that it could be a different M Jordan but how can we be sure.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Ode to Cow Dung
You sit and you bake in the hot sun.
You bring lots of joy and lots of fun.
You fill up holes down on the ground.
You never hide, you're always found.
You fertilize the food we eat.
You roll into a ball so neat.
You change the aroma of the air.
You can be found most anywhere.
You are not welcome in a shower.
You can be stacked up like a tower.
You are not great as a snack.
You fit real well upon my back.
Moo
You sit and you bake in the hot sun.
You bring lots of joy and lots of fun.
You fill up holes down on the ground.
You never hide, you're always found.
You fertilize the food we eat.
You roll into a ball so neat.
You change the aroma of the air.
You can be found most anywhere.
You are not welcome in a shower.
You can be stacked up like a tower.
You are not great as a snack.
You fit real well upon my back.
Moo
