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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Well I wrote a new song. I wrote most of the lyrics on my way back home from Ontario and I like it but there are only about 10 people in the world that will get it. There are about 20 others that will get some of it and most that will not understand it at all. It is a parody of one of my favourite current songs and it is about Euchre and in particular the euchre slang we have come up with. If you want to download it click on "The Euchre Song" under my downloads section.

Mike MacNeil has not commented on my blog for 16 days.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Well I'm almost home. I have a meeting tonight in Sussex and I will be on the island Wednesday morning. I know people want me to talk about the Carolina series and I'd love to talk about the horrible 4 penalty calls on Carolina (1 with 4 minutes left in regulation and 3 in overtime) but I won't. The truth is I hate how much this series is affecting me emotionally. The funny thing is I've been with friends for the past few days so no one has actually been giving me a hard time. I've still felt so bad that I realize after kicking Pepsi I still have a serious addiction. It is my addiction to hating the Habs. Now don't get me wrong, on the surface this is a good addiction to have, kind of like an addiction to helping the poor, or loving Jesus but I've allowed it to effect my emotions to the point of almost depression. I've talked it over with God and since we agree hating the Habs is good I may be giving up hockey totally for a year. This year I didn't watch much on tv and never went to a game for the first time in 8 years so maybe it won't be as hard as I thought. Anyways even if you never hear another word of hockey spoken from my mouth know that my hatred of the Habs still runs pure and I'll still take submissions for the annual hab burning at camp this year. (I have a hat and a poster of Patricia Roy right now) See you all soon!!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Just a quick not eto let you know I'm having a good time in Toronto. Many of you will be pleased to know that the "somke weed" picture below has been spreading like wildfire here in fact it has been used in at least one school (grade 11 and 12) to promote not using drugs. That made me giggle and rather happy as well. Time to shower and hit the city again. I'm going to try to convince everyone that we should do some busking today. Toodles.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

If you look to the left you will see a new section entitled Kirk's Downloads. If I get back to writing and recording songs this section will get bigger. If I don't then it will remain the same. #1 I love your smell is a song that I wrote and recorded pretty much adlib with Tim on guitar. If you listen closely you can hear the sniff track I added later. I love the harmonies on the third verse. # 2 The Groin Shot Song. This is a parody to the Superman song by 5 For Fighting. It tells the classic story of boy meets girl, boy likes girl, girl is a psycho hose beast. # 3 Kirk's Numa Numa Remix. I just took the Numa Numa song and fooled around with it in garage band. I added a shaker. (I played it not the loop one) and I added some commentary and harmonies. # 4 Desire. This song is a worship song that was written by Caleb Lapointe. I really like it. Scottie Leighton played guitar for me. If you click on the links you should be able to download the songs on the site you are taken to.

Days that Mike MacNeil has not commented on my blog = 4

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I want my site to be recognized as a more credible source of information and content and so my desire over the next few months is to increase its credibility by getting world famous people to leave comments on my blog. My first target is Mike MacNeil. I will not contact him direct but I'm hoping the influence of my readers will be enough to get him to log on and comment. My theory is if Mike MacNeil will comment on your blog then your blog has to be worth reading. We had XD over last weekend and had an amazing time ministering together. I told Mike while he was here that whenever I saw "Be like mike" commercials I always assumed they were about him. ('cause if they were about Jordan they would be saying you should be the most overrated sports figure in history and have a gambling problem) Also I do apologize for my last post as it was a little too serious for my liking (Doug was right) When reading it replace the word "post" with the word "fruitbat" and the word "worst" with the word "tastiest" That's better.

Monday, April 10, 2006

This is my worst post ever.

Monday, April 03, 2006

somke weed 


somke weed
Originally uploaded by underquaker.
This is a picture of a boat that has recently been decorated witha new slogan for the ages. I mean honestly if the pot smokers of the world want us to take them seriously they could at least spell check their work. I've thought of a few other slogans that I hope will catch on:

1. Only you can pervent forest fires.
2. Food Floks and Fun.
3. At Speedy you're a Smoebody.
4. Nugs don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people.
5. Men working when falshing...or else.



somke weed 2
Originally uploaded by underquaker.
By the way if Florida wins the NCAA tournment Angie will win the pool. If UCLA wins then Carrie Fleet will win. If Uconn wins it will be because I've finally figured out time travel and have gone back and made a few adjustments. If the Bethany Blazers win...ha ha ha ha he he he ho ho ho ll ll ll ll snicker snicker, snort snort. Sorry they never win anything.

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