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Monday, March 21, 2005

Equestrian trash talk



This week we are trash talking equestrian (more specifically the jumping part). For those of you that don't know eqestrian involves horsies. Here are a few to get you started.

1. 15 hands I only see 4 hooves.
2. You're supposed to jump the fence not tackle it.
3. I've seen better jumping at a Three Season Ant Concert.
4. Nice mane shame about the face.
5. That ride was so lame they should shoot the rider.

Add as many as you like. They don't have to be good as evidenced above.

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