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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Not alot to report this week. Been swimming in the ocean twice last week. Once as a lark ( I didn't know larks could be so cold) and once for a baptism. I also am going to get to go to May Rally this year. I'm looking forward to displaying my DDR skills (dance dance revolution) to the Atlantic District. My dream is take on H.C. Because of a scheduling conflict I'm not going to get to Bethany graduation until they are handing out the diplomas (pity)

# posted by Kirk @ 11:34 a.m.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Chess Trash Talk



This weeks trash talk idea comes from Darren C. I wanted to do polar dipping trash talk but we were afraid of a week of nothing but "shrinkage" jokes. So it is chess. For those of you not familiar with the game it is kind of like advanced checkers. Here are a few to start:

1. Nice castle I'm sure Prince Charles would approve.
2. I've seen better Queens at a Harvey Firestein lookalike convention.
3. Ne really please someone search for Bobby Fischer. This guy stinks.
4. Smooth move exlax now you're in some Deep Blue.

I must say all four of those are clever in their own right if you can get the references. Very good Kirk. Why thank-you Kirk.

# posted by Kirk @ 12:56 p.m.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Well I guess the big news from this week is that I'm going to a little concert on September 14th in Toronto. The bands name that I will be perusing is U2 and the location of my seats is the floor. That' right floor seats for U2. Rumour is the Killers are opening for them but I haven't been able to confirm that yet. I'm old enough to remember Joshua Tree's release and have been a fan ever since. Dan and Scott from our band are going with me as well as Dan's wife Kate. We're the same four that road tripped to Dashboard Confessional last year. I hope U2 can compete with D.C.. Ok gtg cu l8ter

# posted by Kirk @ 8:59 a.m.

Monday, April 18, 2005

Fishing Trash Talk



This weeks trash talk should be a lot simpler than the past couple of weeks. Who among us cannot relate to fishing? Here we go.
1. I've seen better casts in India.
2. Oh you caught that. I thought it was your bait.
3. The only thing you're good at catching is gonnerehea. (or a cold)

# posted by Kirk @ 4:48 p.m.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

I need your help. I woke up this morning with longing feelings for hockey again. I don't want to cave. Remind me why the NHL is evil and needs to be boycotted in favour of darts and bowling. On a lighter note I'm playing on a basketball team that's playing in a men's provincial tournament this weekend. Those of you who have seen me play basketball before may be laughing right now but honestly I've gotten better. One on one I could probably beat my brother Graham by 7 now in a game to 10. (as opposed to by 5 before) Actually I'm just hoping not to embarrass myself.

# posted by Kirk @ 8:25 a.m.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Rappelling Trash Talk



Last weeks responses were very entertaining indeed. I've updated the Sports Trash Talk site so you can easily view past responses and add some new ones. This week's trash talk should be easier for us Grand Mananers as the sport is catching on here rather quickly. For those of you who don't know what rappelling is it's basically mountain climbing in reverse. Here are a few to get you going:
1. You're rappelling is repelling. (wow that one was bad)
2. Nice shunt!!
3. I've seen better descending by elephants in Disney Movies

Oh yeah and we purchased Dance, dance, revolution over the weekend. I see many hours of feet flailing in our future. If you've never done it you shpould look into it.

# posted by Kirk @ 10:33 a.m.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Final Results

Congratulations to Nathan Smith. I can honestly say I know how you feel. There is nothing like seeing your favourite NCAA team win it all. Winning pools is just gravy. Let me know your t shirt size andI'll add you to the order. Anyone else wanting a shirt let me know ASAP as I'm going to be ordering them. Only $!0.00. Picture is about 10 posts back.


First Place - 125 Points - Nathan Smith
Second Place - 112 Points - Scott Ingalls
Third Place - 100 Points - Dave Lunn
Fourth Place - 95 points - Rebecca Perry
Fifth Place - 91 points - Andrew Maves
Sixth Place - 90 Points - Graham Perry
Seventh Place 89 Points - Aaron Perry
Eighth Place - 85 Points - Dave Finlay
Ninth Place - 81 Points - Angie Saunders
Tenth Place 80 Points - Brandon Melanson, Paul Perry
Eleventh Place - 79 Points - Danny Mac
Twelth Place - 75 Points - Geoff Leighton
Thirteenth Place - 73 Points - Dan Boyd
Fourteenth Place - 61 Points - Woot 21
Fifteenth Place - 60 Points - Jon Billings
Sixteenth Place - 52 Points - Lynnette Perry
Seventeenth Place - 51 Points - Stefan Hettrick
Eighteenth Place - 50 Points - Darren C
Nineteenth Place - 46 Points - Kirk Perry, Tim Branscombe
Twentieth Place - 44 Points - Scottie Leighton
Twenty First Place - 43 Points - Dice Picks

# posted by Kirk @ 8:38 a.m.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Ballroom Dancing Trash Talk



This weeks trash talk should be a lot easier. There are lots of different directions to go. I've updated the sports trash talk site on the left. If you are so inspired you can keep adding trash talk on the site. I'll keep checking and adding as needed. Here are a few to get you going:

1. Fox Trot!!! More like a fox with the trots.
2. I've seen better movements in my toilet bowl.
3. Call the paramedics thry're having a seizure.
4. I've seen better dancing on stage during the 80's (Danzing was an 80's big hair metal band)

# posted by Kirk @ 1:29 p.m.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Day 9 results

First Place - 95 Points - Rebecca Perry (F)
Second Place - 91 Points - Andrew Maves
Third Place - 90 Points - Graham Perry
Fourth Place - 89 points - Aaron Perry
Fifth Place - 85 points - Dave Finlay (F)
Sixth Place - 83 Points - Nathan Smith
Seventh Place 81 Points - Angie Saunders (F)
Eighth Place - 80 Points - Brandon Melanson, Paul Perry (F)
Ninth Place - 79 Points - Danny Mac
Tenth Place 78 Points - Scott Ingalls
Eleventh Place - 75 Points - Geoff Leighton (F)
Twelth Place - 73 Points - Dan Boyd (F)
Thirteenth Place - 68 Points - Dave Lunn
Fourteenth Place - 61 Points - Woot 21 (F)
Fifteenth Place - 60 Points - Jon Billings (F)
Sixteenth Place - 52 Points - Lynnette Perry (F)
Seventeenth Place - 51 Points - Stefan Hettrick (F)
Eighteenth Place - 50 Points - Darren C (F)
Nineteenth Place - 46 Points - Kirk Perry (F), Tim Branscombe (F)
Twentieth Place - 44 Points - Scottie Leighton (F)
Twenty First Place - 43 Points - Dice Picks (F)

If you have a (F) after your name you cannot get any more points.
If Illinois wins the national championship Andrew Maves wins.
If North Carolina wins the national championship Nathan Smith wins the pool.

# posted by Kirk @ 1:57 p.m.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Kirk's new song



I've written a new song. I was hoping to launch this with a video but my camera is in the shop for at least a month making that quite difficult to do. I wrote this song mostly ad lib. Tim Branscombe wrote the music again mostly on the spot and the background "sniff track" and harmonies is me playing with garage band. I love macs. What I'm trying to say is not a lot of thought went into this song which seems to be when I'm at my best. When I try to think my creativity leaves me. Here is the link: I Love Your Smell You can download the song from this site.

The spelling bee trash talk has been difficult. I'll try to come up with something easier for next week. Cudos (sp?) to AJ for the most creative responses.

March Madness continues this Saturday. Go Michigan State.

# posted by Kirk @ 10:42 a.m.

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