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Kirk's Top 15 Weird Al Song Quotes that Didn't Make His Top 27

That's right I'm putting together my top 27 (Weird Al's Favourite number) Weird Al song quotes. This was a lot harder then I imagined. I went through all of his songs and started with a list of about 60 quotes. The only rule I had was only one quote per song. Some songs like You Make Me, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, and Albuquerque had 3 or 4 quotes that could have been in contention. A lot of these quotes will be new to those of you that aren't die hard fans. I tend to like his originals more than his parodies and so many of the quotes come from those less publically known songs. So basically this is the list of the last 15 songs I cut from the big list. Enjoy and don't forget to vote in the survey in my last post.

# 15 Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new Mutations on New Year's Day.

# 14 I liked the professor. He always saved their butts.
He could build a nuclear reactor from a couple of coconuts.
She said, "That guy's a genius." I shook my head and laughed.
I said, "If he's so fly, then tell me why he couldn't build a lousy raft?

# 13 Somebody's poor old mom Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
Face first on a rake. I hear they got it on the seventeenth take.
That's funny as a kick in the crotch. And that kinda show, uh, I can't watch.

# 12 A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy

# 11 Only question I ever thought was hard Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwear.

# 10 They all live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall

#9 I filled that kitty cat so full of lead, We'll have to use him for a pencil instead.
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day.

#8 Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat And I lied - yes, that dress makes you look fat
Anyway...I shouldn't say anymore Till I give you part 4 of my confessions

#7 And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds. Lemme tell you once again who's fat.

#6 And did I mention she's a world-famous billionaire Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?
Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron Look like a big fat slobberin' pig

#5 Wanna turn on ET cause I'm a gossip freak And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week.

#4 Three days since he interviewed A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer.

#3 Since you've been gone Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone It's like I got an ice cream headache that won't go away

#2 How can you ignore me, when you know that I can't live without you?
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you.
Melanie,

# 1 Well you just can’t dance And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya Farty pants

Bonus to the first person that can name all 15 songs without looking them up.