Life on the rock. A Habhater's tale.

Kirk's Top 9 Most Useless Reality Shows Ever

# 12 Ghost Hunters - 2 Plumbers search for ghosts in their spare time. need I say more
#11 Deadliest Catch - I actually just put this on the list to tick Scott Ingalls off.
#10 Supernanny - You suck as parents so I'll show you. My biggest beef is that she doesn't sing songs like supercalafragelisticexpialadocious and a spoonful of sugar
#9 Beauty and the Geek - I really don't even get this show. Let's put these social rejects in socially awkward situations with loose women. Oh now I get it.
#8 The Biggest Loser - Days of Our Lives, Sammy dead pans a show I assumed was about the American Idol show watchers. Instead if you don't lose weight fast enough you get kicked out and have to deal with rejection and obesity. Nice.
#7 I'm a Celebrity:Get Me Out of Here - D list celebrities forced to live in the jungle until they yell out the name of the show. This show would have been better if they put them in a lion's den instead of the jungle.
#6 Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll - One of the most blatant band publicity stunts ever.
#5 America's Next Top Model - Finally a show the encourages people to be anorexic.
#4 Married By America - America votes on who you should marry. The only reason this show wasn't number 2 is the fact that the guy left the girl at the altar in the last show. It made me giggle.
#3 Temptation Island - The best way to know if he is the one for you is to get him to hang out with a bunch of scantily clad women who are constantly flirting with him and see if he resists the temptation. They should try this same concept for alcoholics and see if it catches on.
#2 Are You Hot? - The lasting image of this show for me is of Lorenzo Lamas using a laser pointer to point out little deposits of cellulite on people's butts. This was a low point in television history.
#1 American Idol - This show is not about finding America's top talent. The selection process if you know how they do it is proof of that. Only a handful of people in each of the cities gets a shot at auditioning. Simon Cowell often says this is a singing competition but most "ugly" contestants never get to the audition no matter how good they sound. People are sucked in to this world of Idol worship. Who will America bow down and worship next? The judges are a guy with an 11 word vocabulary (most of them are derivatives of the word dawg) a drug addict, and a nasty judgmental man in black. Worst show ever!!!!