Thursday, May 29, 2008
Lay off me man!!!
Ok, Ok, Ok I've heard the complaints and I will make another post. I'm not killing my blog but I've been busier lately and it has fallen down my priority list. So without any further adieu I present my new ON NOTICE LIST:
I have removed Vegetarians not because they deserve to be removed but because apparently most vegetarians still eat fish so they are a bunch of hypocrites which I respect more then them being people who don't eat fish.
I have removed Croc Wearers because I was given a pair of fake crocs and they didn't suck as bad as as I thought they would. I still wouldn't buy them but if you can buy or steal a pair from a hobo then that is fine.
I have removed Pugs named Clarkson because lately that dog hasn't bothered me at all. I like him the way he is right now. Far away.
So that brings us to our new entrants:
Right handed People - Recently we have been doing some work on our bathroom (well Randy and Wilbur have) and I have been attempting to help a little. I have found that hammers, screw driers, drills and tape measures are all made right handed. At least that is my assumption because of my difficulty using them. Wake up carpenters of the world. We need more left handed tools. (other then Tom Cruise)
Lost haters - Ok you don't understand what's going on. I'm sorry you bunch of whiney babies that for once a television show isn't spoon feeding you the plot. Some of us are tired of the predictability of TV. Remember the episode of 24 where Jack Bauer tortured someone to get information. Remember the episode of American Idol where Simon was nasty. Remember the episode of Full House where one of the girls did something wrong and the music played at the end while they made up. Remember the episode of Three's Company where there was a misunderstanding. Remember the episode of Gilligan's Island where Gilligan messed up a rescue attempt. See you're all a bunch of sheep. Lost is great.
Debt - That's right I've become a Dave Ramsian. (follower of Dave Ramsey.) I no longer have a desire to be a slave to my credit card or my bank. Debt is dumb. All of us do it and all of us should be shot because of it. Stop buying stuff that you can't afford. If you can't pay for it don't buy it. This message has been brought to you by the makers of Windex. I can see clearly now that credit cards have been stealing my money. I want it back.
This concludes todays On Notice board. Maybe next time you'll be lucky enough to make it yourself.
I have removed Vegetarians not because they deserve to be removed but because apparently most vegetarians still eat fish so they are a bunch of hypocrites which I respect more then them being people who don't eat fish.
I have removed Croc Wearers because I was given a pair of fake crocs and they didn't suck as bad as as I thought they would. I still wouldn't buy them but if you can buy or steal a pair from a hobo then that is fine.
I have removed Pugs named Clarkson because lately that dog hasn't bothered me at all. I like him the way he is right now. Far away.
So that brings us to our new entrants:
Right handed People - Recently we have been doing some work on our bathroom (well Randy and Wilbur have) and I have been attempting to help a little. I have found that hammers, screw driers, drills and tape measures are all made right handed. At least that is my assumption because of my difficulty using them. Wake up carpenters of the world. We need more left handed tools. (other then Tom Cruise)
Lost haters - Ok you don't understand what's going on. I'm sorry you bunch of whiney babies that for once a television show isn't spoon feeding you the plot. Some of us are tired of the predictability of TV. Remember the episode of 24 where Jack Bauer tortured someone to get information. Remember the episode of American Idol where Simon was nasty. Remember the episode of Full House where one of the girls did something wrong and the music played at the end while they made up. Remember the episode of Three's Company where there was a misunderstanding. Remember the episode of Gilligan's Island where Gilligan messed up a rescue attempt. See you're all a bunch of sheep. Lost is great.
Debt - That's right I've become a Dave Ramsian. (follower of Dave Ramsey.) I no longer have a desire to be a slave to my credit card or my bank. Debt is dumb. All of us do it and all of us should be shot because of it. Stop buying stuff that you can't afford. If you can't pay for it don't buy it. This message has been brought to you by the makers of Windex. I can see clearly now that credit cards have been stealing my money. I want it back.
This concludes todays On Notice board. Maybe next time you'll be lucky enough to make it yourself.
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