Monday, February 27, 2006
Ok thanks to Heidi Branscombe I'm just finishing watching "the Bachelor" finale. So he picked the kindergarten teacher named Sarah over Moana. Sarah was just too perfect for me. She was the down home, great looking, good with kids, intelligent type. (got to hate that) Moana was the mysterious, good sense of humour, adventurous and athletic type. (sounds terrible too) I think I would have asked for a plastic surgeon to put Sarah's looks on Moana's body. Moana was just way more intriguing. I'll tell you who wasn't intriguing. Travis the bachelor that's who. Yes he was hott (yes with two t's) but he had the personality of a dead centipede. (not an interesting dead centipede) I've seen more emotion from rocks. (non emotional rocks) They should get a bachelor with some personality who might rock the boat every once in a while. Someone who likes sports, singing, Weird Al, Pee Wee Herman, making up games, hosting girls nights, someone tall, amazing at ping pong, a person who's funny and good at public speaking. It would even be a bonus if he owned his own house and lived on an island in the Atlantic Ocean. If only that person existed. Oh well.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Canada finally wins again. Funny thing they seem to have been struggling scoring goals but Wayne Gretzkey was more concerned with character than talent. Based on play this year in the NHL there are at least 6 members of this years team Canada that don't deserve to be there. Meanwhile Eric Staal and Marc Savard both with over 70 points this season sit at home wondering what they did wrong to not make team Canada. Even Jason Spezza or Sidney Crosby would have made a difference on this team. Granted all 4 players I just mentioned are Centers but surely some talented Canadian Center can move to the wing. I still believe that the B team that we sent is good enough to win the gold but it is going to be a giant struggle from here.
Only 3 days till the girls destroy Hartland at the Aitken Center.
Only 3 days till the girls destroy Hartland at the Aitken Center.
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Big congratulations go out to both the guys and girls Grand Manan teams for earning berths to the provincial finals at the Aitken Center. Hopefully we'll be bringing back two banners next weekend. The girls won there game handily but the guys game was intense. They won by 3 but they were only up by 1 for the last couple of minutes. Good games.
Those of you that have been emailing me about Laura: She's just been a little off ever since she lied to my face and had my sister lie for her as well. My continued prayer is that not only will she eventually come to repentance and stop with her cheap shots but that she'll stop having others lie for her as well. Oh and a special thank-you goes out to my second Laura Mitchell belonging delivered to me. This one was only worth a dollar but it is the thought that counts. For more info. check out the ultimate game site link on the left. (game # 46 to be exact)
Those of you that have been emailing me about Laura: She's just been a little off ever since she lied to my face and had my sister lie for her as well. My continued prayer is that not only will she eventually come to repentance and stop with her cheap shots but that she'll stop having others lie for her as well. Oh and a special thank-you goes out to my second Laura Mitchell belonging delivered to me. This one was only worth a dollar but it is the thought that counts. For more info. check out the ultimate game site link on the left. (game # 46 to be exact)
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
The Ultimate Game Site
The revealing is finally here. I was waiting for some imput from certain individuals but I can wait no longer. There will be a permanent link on the left hand side to a site that will be the benchmark in silly yet entertainingly fun games. When you click on the link you will be transported into a world of games with instructions as to how to play each and every one of them. An ongoing feature for this site will be the list of people banned from certain games. There are a variety of ways to get banned from a game. Don't try to get banned, ultimately we will decide. Feel free to leave comments about games on the site, tell us your stories or ask questions about rules that you are unclear on. Have fun and remember play all games at your own risk!!!!! Click here to get there: The Ultimate Game Site or click on the link on the left.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Scottie and Brandon bring up interesting points in their comments on my last post. Habs fans fall into two categories. I know this will be taken out of context but I love one of the category of Hab fans very much. These are the ones that Scottie described. Category A Hab fan is only happy when Montreal is winning and since this seldom happens anymore most of the time they complain about how crappy the Habs are. (see why I like them) While I was in Montreal watching a game last time (Habs lost) I wore my "I Hate the Habs" hat. I had dozens of Hab fans both laugh at and compliment me on my hat. They enjoyed the fact that I was making fun of their team. During the game every time Patrice Brisebois (hab defenseman) touched the puck all the Hab fans booed. I of course joined in. (love those fans) Recently the target is Jose (hosehead) Theodore. Everything he does for the Habs he gets booed. It's all kind of sad really. Category B Hab fans which Brandon and Scottie fit in to are Hab fans that are blinded to the suckiness of their favourite team. They figure because a long time ago the Habs won some cups therefore they must still be good. These type of Hab fans are annoying and boring. Because back when there were only 6 teams, they happened to win a bunch of cups. This does not mean they are even a half decent team now nor does it mean they compare to the Yankees, Lakers (hate to say Celtics) or even Steelers in championship material. These teams won their championships in leagues that had more than 26 teams (30 even) Category A Hab fans need to be encouraged in their hatred of their favourite team. Category B Hab fans just need to be made fun of.
Oh yeah and I have an even bigger revealing coming up this week than the last time. This revealing will stun the entire world. (or at least it would if they'd all check out my site)
Oh yeah and I have an even bigger revealing coming up this week than the last time. This revealing will stun the entire world. (or at least it would if they'd all check out my site)
Saturday, February 04, 2006
Hosehead Theodore Montreal's # 1 Goalie
My cousin Paul sent me this cartoon. I'm so glad Theodore is Montreal's best goalie. Maybe they should see if Peter Ing would be ready to come out of retirement. (that was an inside joke that only older hockey fans will get) (For those of you younger ones, or non sports lovers I basically said oh Justin Timberlake has left Nsync you should replace him with Willie Nelson)(for all you tone deaf people out there that don't understand that Willie Nelson sounds bad it would be like me saying you should replace Oprah Winfrey with Fran Dreschler)(she was the Nanny, or the secretary on UHF)
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Ground Hog Day!!!!
Yes it is finally here Ground Hog Day. I have been waiting for 364.25 days for this day to come. There are many traditions that I have started for this glorious day. Here are a few:
1. Give out pastries and wish people a Happy Ground Hog Day.
2. Sing Ground Hog Day carols. (a ground hog day carol is the lyrics to any song sung to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme.
3. Forgive the person who has been the nastiest to you this year. Especially if it has been without provocation. (Laura I forgive you for all the pain you have and continue to cause me.)
4. Watch Ground Hog Day the movie. (scream like a school girl everytime the ground hog is on the screen}
5. Sit in a circle with your friends and share what your favourite cut of meat is.
6. Make shadow puppets.
7. If it is more weeks of winter eat a snowcone. If it is a quick spring eat a dog. (if you don't eat dog Kraft dinner is an acceptable substitute.
That's it.
Oh yeah NEW GAME: HOW MUCH WILL KIRK PAY YOU FOR LAURA MITCHELL's BELONGINGS?
rules are simple. You steal something from Laura if you can prove it is hers I will pay you cash for it. Special thanks to the first one who played this game. You will be getting your $5.00 soon. Oh yeah and the only other rule is Towski can't play.
