Thursday, November 19, 2009
New Favourite Song
This is the strangest creepiest song that I have ever stumbled upon. The song is called "I'm in love with my little Red Tricycle" The artist is Napoleon XIV AKA Jerry Samuels. He is more famous for his song entitled "They're coming to take me away Ha Ha" I recommend youtubing that song as well. Seriously this has to be heard to be believed. Wow!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Humility What's that?
I am not an Obama supporter, nor would I be a Republican if I were an American because of all the crazy "I'm right therefore everyone else is Hitler" type people but this article made me roll my eyes. Outrage in Washington For those of you that won't read the article here is what happened. During his visit to Japan Obama bowed to the Japanese Emperor. This apparently is just like pooping your pants in the school yard. After doing horrible things like this it is impossible for anyone to respect you.
Quote from the article "I don't know why President Obama thought that was appropriate. Maybe he thought it would play well in Japan. But it's not appropriate for an American president to bow to a foreign one," said conservative pundit William Kristol speaking on the Fox News Sunday program, adding that the gesture bespoke a United States that has become weak and overly-deferential under Obama."
I'm sorry but "get a grip" is Kirk Perry's comment. The U.S. has always had a reputation for being arrogant and things like this reinforce that stereotype. If you don't like the president then don't vote for him next time. If you really don't like him then pray for him and yourself that you'll stop being such a nit-picky poopyhead. STOP looking for things to complain about that aren't there. Instead why not focus on making things better in your country.
This has been a Canadian's humble opinion.
Quote from the article "I don't know why President Obama thought that was appropriate. Maybe he thought it would play well in Japan. But it's not appropriate for an American president to bow to a foreign one," said conservative pundit William Kristol speaking on the Fox News Sunday program, adding that the gesture bespoke a United States that has become weak and overly-deferential under Obama."
I'm sorry but "get a grip" is Kirk Perry's comment. The U.S. has always had a reputation for being arrogant and things like this reinforce that stereotype. If you don't like the president then don't vote for him next time. If you really don't like him then pray for him and yourself that you'll stop being such a nit-picky poopyhead. STOP looking for things to complain about that aren't there. Instead why not focus on making things better in your country.
This has been a Canadian's humble opinion.
Monday, November 09, 2009
An Inconvenient Tooth ™
Well my surgery went well. I only fainted once during the 5 attempts to stick needles in my veins. What I wasn't prepared for was the swelling that showed up a couple days after. One tooth was into the bone on my lower jaw and apparently my body liked having it there. Leading worship yesterday and speaking last night was probably a mistake. Dodge ball and face push ups are probably not a good idea either. Other ideas that aren't good include: Braille on bank machine drive throughs, Country music, Babies own electrical outlet, and Patricia Roy breeding. I want my mouth back. It's where I like to put my food. That's right you guessed it this truly is an inconvenient tooth. ™
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Losing wisdom
Well tomorrow morning I will be losing two wisdom teeth which brings me to this question: Who was the idiot that named them "wisdom teeth"? This is what wikipedia says:
"They are called wisdom teeth because they usually come in when a person is between age 17 and 25 or older—old enough to have supposedly gained some wisdom."
By this reasoning baldness should be referred to as a wisdom cap. Wrinkles would be wisdom lines and hemorrhoids would be referred to as having a wise ass. (for those of you offended by the word ass please refer to your King James Bibles for a definition) I've decided to rename them as a result of the obvious lack of thought given the first time. From now on they will be "an inconvenient tooth" ™ Maybe by coming up with "an inconvenient tooth" I can gain a reward like say a Nobel prize or something. Apparently lately they just give those away for not being George Bush. I'm not George Bush. Give me my reward. Obviously this post is jumbled and lacking the clarity of thought of many of my other posts. Hence the title. I'm out.
"They are called wisdom teeth because they usually come in when a person is between age 17 and 25 or older—old enough to have supposedly gained some wisdom."
By this reasoning baldness should be referred to as a wisdom cap. Wrinkles would be wisdom lines and hemorrhoids would be referred to as having a wise ass. (for those of you offended by the word ass please refer to your King James Bibles for a definition) I've decided to rename them as a result of the obvious lack of thought given the first time. From now on they will be "an inconvenient tooth" ™ Maybe by coming up with "an inconvenient tooth" I can gain a reward like say a Nobel prize or something. Apparently lately they just give those away for not being George Bush. I'm not George Bush. Give me my reward. Obviously this post is jumbled and lacking the clarity of thought of many of my other posts. Hence the title. I'm out.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Kirk talks about Swine flu.
Swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, swine flu. H1N1 swine flu. Swine flu? Swine flu H1N1, H1N1, swineflu. VACCINE!!!! Swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, media, swine flu, H1N1, Purel, H1N1, h one n one, swine flu. Oink. Swine flu, swine flu, swine flu...Swine flu. swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, waldo, swine flu, H1N1, swine flu, swine flu. SARS, swine flu, swine flu, Habs suck, H1N1, swine flu, swine flu. When pigs fly, H1N1, H1N1, swine flu, swine flu, VACCINE!!!!!! swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, swine flu, swine flu. H1N1. The end.
Above is everything you need to know about ...crap I forgot what I was talking about.
Above is everything you need to know about ...crap I forgot what I was talking about.
