Monday, January 31, 2005
Inspired by the 100 pound woman who ate the 6 pound burger in Clearfield Pennsylvania I entered an eating contest last Saturday night. Tim Branscombe, Darren and I each sat down to see who could eat a whole box of Raison Bran with a liter of milk the fastest. My time and I challenge all of you to try and beat it was 12 minutes and 32 seconds. I think I could easily beat my own time but I entered the contest last minute and I had already eaten supper just before. If you would like to know Darren and Tim's times so far they are at 2 days 5 hours 27 minutes. That's right they quit half way through. I have never been more disappointed with them.
Scottie has been trying to stir up trouble again (hab fan) Truth is he cannot shake my love for the Ross or for Maves. It is true they do spew things at some of my relatives but let's face it Aaron Perry is smarter than all of the rest of us and it takes a lot of consistent humbling to keep him from the sin of pride. I applaud Ross and his efforts at helping Aaron remain in his progressive sanctification state. (or pre purgatory state as AP might put it)
Scottie has been trying to stir up trouble again (hab fan) Truth is he cannot shake my love for the Ross or for Maves. It is true they do spew things at some of my relatives but let's face it Aaron Perry is smarter than all of the rest of us and it takes a lot of consistent humbling to keep him from the sin of pride. I applaud Ross and his efforts at helping Aaron remain in his progressive sanctification state. (or pre purgatory state as AP might put it)
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Maves and Ross my armpits are big enough for the both of you. There will always be safe harbour for all habhaters in the refuge of my life. Your love is always welcome and will be reciprocated always.
Now to the important question of which Die Hard Movie is the best. Purests will always say number one. I find the young lads of today tend to like the third one as it was a little more star studded and had arguablly the best effects of the three. I personally like the second one best. The second one has the highest death count and some of the funniest scenes involving that reporter guy. I enjoyed him getting tazered after causing all the panic in the airport. I actually find the whole movie the most realistic of the three. Plus that guy from NYPD Blue is hot.
Now to the important question of which Die Hard Movie is the best. Purests will always say number one. I find the young lads of today tend to like the third one as it was a little more star studded and had arguablly the best effects of the three. I personally like the second one best. The second one has the highest death count and some of the funniest scenes involving that reporter guy. I enjoyed him getting tazered after causing all the panic in the airport. I actually find the whole movie the most realistic of the three. Plus that guy from NYPD Blue is hot.
Monday, January 24, 2005
Had a great snow day on Sunday. Darren, Tim and I went for a walk during some of the worst of the storm. The wind was blowing so hard that we were able to lean back into it and it kept us upright. Darren looked pretty in his ... anyways I'll post some before and after pictures later. During the storm we watched Die Hard 1&2, 3 episodes of Seinfeld, 2 episodes of Alias and 2 football games. BTW going into the last week of our football pool I have taken over first place again. Check it out under football pool 2005 in the links. My main competition is Nathan Smith (Vanilla Ice wannabe)
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Just a quick note to answer 2 very important questions. 1 Yes Maves I did get the concert videotaped. I've got Chris Horsman working on a DVD for me. 2. I will try Doug to bring back a baby crocodile but there are no guarentees. First of all having never seen one I might accidently bring back a full grown one mistaking it for a baby. Secondly if they smell bad I will probably try to slip it in someone elses suitcase so it won't smell up my underwear. Thirdly I may just decide to eat one and bring it back tht way.
Monday, January 17, 2005
Unlike the unforgiving nature nature of Andrew Thomas who seems to want to see his former Regime members decapitated I would like to extend an olive branch to all former mislead regime members. I hope by demonstrating "the Grace of Rob" that healing can be brought to all of those who feel like they have been discarded like a thrice used baby's diaper. One recommendation that I would make is that you would obey AJ's last command which was to "bite him".
On a happier note I did a comedy night at the school to help raise money for my trip to Australia. The program included the following:
Keep Your Hands to Yourself - Georgia Sattelites
Back Hair Baby - Parody of Back Here Baby by BB Mak
Weird Al Medley of songs which I entitled reasons I was single for so long (Since You've Been Gone, You Don't Love Me Anymore, Melanie, I Was Only Kidding, Good Enough For now, and One More Minute)
Video - Ice Cream
Toilet Paper Package Skit - Tim and me
Form - Parody of Torn by Natalie ambrroogglia
Silly Human Tricks by Kirk Perry
Punk version of Happy Together
Worshipped all Night Long - Parody of Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
Everything - Lifehouse
Video - Darren VS. Timmy
Skit - How Kirk reacts to music which included: Stayin' Alive-NTrance, I Want to Be a Cowboy-Boys Don't Cry, You and I -JK, Bang Your Head -Quiet Riot, Friends - Michael W Smith, Somebody Told Me - the Killers, Beat It- Richard Cheese, The Call - Back Street Boys, Minky Boodle - Space Ghost, Zorak, and Brak
Song Writing Boy- Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne
Groin Shot Song- Parody of Superman by Five For Fighting
The Poo Song - Parody of Amazed by Lonestar
Acts 1:18
Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice
Jump- Kris Kross
It was a good night and I raised close to $1400.00.
On a happier note I did a comedy night at the school to help raise money for my trip to Australia. The program included the following:
Keep Your Hands to Yourself - Georgia Sattelites
Back Hair Baby - Parody of Back Here Baby by BB Mak
Weird Al Medley of songs which I entitled reasons I was single for so long (Since You've Been Gone, You Don't Love Me Anymore, Melanie, I Was Only Kidding, Good Enough For now, and One More Minute)
Video - Ice Cream
Toilet Paper Package Skit - Tim and me
Form - Parody of Torn by Natalie ambrroogglia
Silly Human Tricks by Kirk Perry
Punk version of Happy Together
Worshipped all Night Long - Parody of Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
Everything - Lifehouse
Video - Darren VS. Timmy
Skit - How Kirk reacts to music which included: Stayin' Alive-NTrance, I Want to Be a Cowboy-Boys Don't Cry, You and I -JK, Bang Your Head -Quiet Riot, Friends - Michael W Smith, Somebody Told Me - the Killers, Beat It- Richard Cheese, The Call - Back Street Boys, Minky Boodle - Space Ghost, Zorak, and Brak
Song Writing Boy- Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne
Groin Shot Song- Parody of Superman by Five For Fighting
The Poo Song - Parody of Amazed by Lonestar
Acts 1:18
Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice
Jump- Kris Kross
It was a good night and I raised close to $1400.00.
Monday, January 10, 2005
Training Video
I just thought I'd let you know that as useless as we feel AJ's Girl Club is we are preparing for the long haul. The following video is rated PG 13 for violence and I think Darren swears a little bit. (Just Kidding) Darren actually edited most of this and deserves any plaudits you want to give him. There is a link under the movie section and another one right here: The Real Battle of the Fates
AJ Makes Me Giggle
In my years of dealing with people it never ceases to amaze me how self absorbed people seem to be. AJ believes that since I was aware of his pathetic attempt to bring me down that I await his every word on his blog. Here is the truth. I have been to the AJ Girls Club Blog only twice. The first time was just to check it out. During that visit I told them I would be willing to be a target as I saw they were no threat to anyone that had an intellect. The second and only other time I visited was after one of his "trusted" regime members told me I was under attack from his regime. I went on to see what that meant. Obviously it means nothing. It is obvious that the AJ regime (I refuse to use it's gaymosexual name) is in big trouble. Already on my site both Brando and Whitey have declared that they are indeed hab fans. Doug who is an amazing man and judge of character (a hab hater) has been removed from their ranks. On a personal note I feel AJ's comments wishing that Doug would be killed are highly inappropriate. Doug I hope you live a long life and yes prosper as well. The AJ girls club wishes to dominate the world and already they have security leaks, hab lovers, and death threats towards their members. I've seen better leadership in third party candidates at election time in the United States. (for you AJ girl Club members without intellects that was an insult of AJ's leadership) Sad, sad, sad.
Thursday, January 06, 2005
Under Feeble Attack
The Johnny Smith Regime has declared me an enemy of their amateurish at best girl club. They have decided to attempt to insult myself (obviously a more intellectual being) on my web page as well as other places on the net. I hereby declare an unholy war on the members of the hab loving Johnny Smith regime. Any organization that would come against an organization that has dedicated it's life to hating the Habs cannot be of any Earthly good. Any further comments of hatred towards this web site or it's founder will be construed as openly embracing the Habs and their child hating ways. Who will you choose? Which side will you fight for?
