Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Well this is an obligation post. I know I should post something today but I wasn't sure what to do. I have decided to break copyright law and steal a whole post off of a friends site. This person is named Cassidy Ingersoll. You can check out her blog on a regular basis under cassarole in my Grand Manan blog section. This post was pure genius and even after reading it several times it still makes me titter in places. So read and enjoy the thoughts of Cassidy aka Emmalina wannabe:
1. Elmo watches me while I sleep. Look out my window, he'll be there.
2. I poke badgers with spoons.
3. I'm really glad they found Nemo.
4. (**Sings to the tune of milkshake**) My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, you wanna trade cards?
5. If you live to be one hundred, I want to be one hundred minus a day so I don't have to live without you.
6. I want a taco. You know who can't have a taco? Mr dressup. Because he's dead.
7. You can take my picture by the pool, because I'm the next big thing.
8. I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock beats scissors, but there's no way that paper can beat rock! Paper is suppose to magically wrap itself around the rock leaving it immobile?! Then why the heck cant paper do this to scissors??! In fact, screw scissors. Why cant paper do this to people?! Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they attempt to write notes in class?! I'll tell you why! Because paper cant beat anybody! A rock could tear that crap up in about 2 seconds. When I play 'rock paper scissors' I always choose rock. Then, when someone claims they've beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap! I'm sorry! I thought your paper would protect you!" ...
Thank-you Cassarole. (and yes that is they way I'm spelling it.)
Stock Update: November 27
Matthew Rose -11677.84
Robin White -10979.92
Tim Branscombe -10513.33
Elliot Innes -10233.35
Kirk Perry -10119.09
Jo Hanson - 10096.13
Holly Tatton - 10073.08
Darren C - 971034
Aaron Perry - 9487.50
1. Elmo watches me while I sleep. Look out my window, he'll be there.
2. I poke badgers with spoons.
3. I'm really glad they found Nemo.
4. (**Sings to the tune of milkshake**) My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, you wanna trade cards?
5. If you live to be one hundred, I want to be one hundred minus a day so I don't have to live without you.
6. I want a taco. You know who can't have a taco? Mr dressup. Because he's dead.
7. You can take my picture by the pool, because I'm the next big thing.
8. I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock beats scissors, but there's no way that paper can beat rock! Paper is suppose to magically wrap itself around the rock leaving it immobile?! Then why the heck cant paper do this to scissors??! In fact, screw scissors. Why cant paper do this to people?! Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they attempt to write notes in class?! I'll tell you why! Because paper cant beat anybody! A rock could tear that crap up in about 2 seconds. When I play 'rock paper scissors' I always choose rock. Then, when someone claims they've beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap! I'm sorry! I thought your paper would protect you!" ...
Thank-you Cassarole. (and yes that is they way I'm spelling it.)
Stock Update: November 27
Matthew Rose -11677.84
Robin White -10979.92
Tim Branscombe -10513.33
Elliot Innes -10233.35
Kirk Perry -10119.09
Jo Hanson - 10096.13
Holly Tatton - 10073.08
Darren C - 971034
Aaron Perry - 9487.50
Friday, November 24, 2006
Well I have totally sold out. (Kirk hangs his head in shame) I have a myspace page now. Why now you may ask? Well you see I had a night this week that I couldn't sleep at all. At 4:00 AM I was bored and so I decided to create one. Already I have uncovered several flaws to this inferior to Blogger form of exposing your life to the world. I have been experimenting with html and doing searches for exterior myspace software in order to turn this useless piece of Golgibody waste into something of value. For right now I will be using this site to promote videos I enjoy and musical genius. Featured right now in the song selection is Boytown's instant classic "Special Time of the Month" (not to be listened to by people who say; don't like songs about poop) The two upper videos are Boytown's "I Cry" and under that one is a video of my favourite poker player, Tony G.. Tony is the best trash talker in the history of poker. (I'm not condoning gambling I'm just very entertained by his mouth) Check out the clip if you don't believe me. The music video under that is "Land of Confusion" by Genesis. This amazing song has a video completely done with puppets. I'll put a link on the left under my blogger links, (and another under Kirk's other sites) but you can also go there by typing: www.myspace.com/underquaker . If you have a myspace page I may add you as a friend. All my blogging will still go on here.
This is my Santa face.
Christmas lights, Christmas lights. Jack up your power bill, ruin your life. Christmas lights, Christmas lights. They're bright, and dumb and evil. (another classic song)
This is my Santa face.
Christmas lights, Christmas lights. Jack up your power bill, ruin your life. Christmas lights, Christmas lights. They're bright, and dumb and evil. (another classic song)
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Ok I promise a good post later this week but for now here is our stock update as of November 22.
Matthew Rose - 11605.54
Robin White - 11317.04
Tim Branscombe - 10721.89
Elliot Innes - 10360.57
Holly Tatton - 10190.18
Jo Hanson - 10083.04
Kirk Perry - 10082.61
Darren C - 9859.69
Aaron Perry - 9412.68
That's right we have a new member. He thought since he was a missionary he had the right to butt into our pool whenever he wanted and apparently he was right. I like pools with round numbers and now we have 9. This is the perfect amount. Welcome to Elliot. (I wish he was the Elliot from that movie about the guy named Elliot who kept a sugar addict in his closet until he was able to rig his bike with a superconductor to fly past the moon and then he just took off after he phoned home of course. It was EnterTaining. Yeah I loved Flashdance.
Matthew Rose - 11605.54
Robin White - 11317.04
Tim Branscombe - 10721.89
Elliot Innes - 10360.57
Holly Tatton - 10190.18
Jo Hanson - 10083.04
Kirk Perry - 10082.61
Darren C - 9859.69
Aaron Perry - 9412.68
That's right we have a new member. He thought since he was a missionary he had the right to butt into our pool whenever he wanted and apparently he was right. I like pools with round numbers and now we have 9. This is the perfect amount. Welcome to Elliot. (I wish he was the Elliot from that movie about the guy named Elliot who kept a sugar addict in his closet until he was able to rig his bike with a superconductor to fly past the moon and then he just took off after he phoned home of course. It was EnterTaining. Yeah I loved Flashdance.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
I saw this on Doug's site, then Matts site and so I tried it. I think my matches actually explain a lot about my personality.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Fish Face
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well here is 7000 to work with.
Friday, November 10, 2006
Beep This!!! (A New Song)
I don't listen to the radio hardly ever and so songs that you know very well are new to me when I hear them. Not long ago I heard a song that obviously the censors had got a hold of. I was outraged that this song could be so changed by the obvious censorship in the song. I dug deep and have found the original words intended for this song and have recorded it for you. The censors make it sound perverted but the original which I portray actually show the song to be about a woman who is dating an extraordinary man and struggling with a decision to commit to him. Listening to it for the first time brought a tear to my eye. Everyone will be able to relate to this song as there are pop culture references but hardly any inside jokes. (well maybe 11) Click on the link on the left to hear it. It is called Beep This!!! THE TRUTH WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!
Stock Pool Update:
Matthew Rose 11068.66
Robin White 10729.58
Tim Branscombe 10212.68
Jo Hanson 10066.21
Holly Tatton 9966.54
Darren Croswell 9943.41
Kirk Perry 9886.17
Aaron Perry 9620.38
P.S. I need everyone to buy prosthetics. They make a great Christmas gift.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
As I gaze upon the wind outside
A peace comes to my soul.
A bird upon this breath doth glide
I get an urge to bowl
No pins or balls do I possess
So I use rocks and glassware
I'm filled with hate but I digress
Willing a strike with my stare.
I launch the first which is a miss
and flies through yonder window.
I see the face and hear the hiss
Now where did my new gun go.
The neighbour' cat it bellows loud
like a first time girl in labour.
I fire the gun and in the cloud
It flees just like a jaybird.
So I reload and shoot again
This time I turn the scope on
Fur flies, a hit between the eyes
a trophy dead on my lawn.
My cats rejoice the band it plays
the ravens start to chow down
I lead the cheer hip hip hooray
and frollick in my nightgown
The moral of this sordid tale
is shoot to kill the first time
It helps to stop that aweful wail
And saves some shells to kill mimes.
A peace comes to my soul.
A bird upon this breath doth glide
I get an urge to bowl
No pins or balls do I possess
So I use rocks and glassware
I'm filled with hate but I digress
Willing a strike with my stare.
I launch the first which is a miss
and flies through yonder window.
I see the face and hear the hiss
Now where did my new gun go.
The neighbour' cat it bellows loud
like a first time girl in labour.
I fire the gun and in the cloud
It flees just like a jaybird.
So I reload and shoot again
This time I turn the scope on
Fur flies, a hit between the eyes
a trophy dead on my lawn.
My cats rejoice the band it plays
the ravens start to chow down
I lead the cheer hip hip hooray
and frollick in my nightgown
The moral of this sordid tale
is shoot to kill the first time
It helps to stop that aweful wail
And saves some shells to kill mimes.
Friday, November 03, 2006
I just got home from Ron and Joyce Benson's 50th Wedding Anniversary celebration. I must say they are an awesome couple. I really don't know them that well but Ron may be more mischievous than I could ever dream of being. Their love for each other is obvious and their love for God is even more obvious. They have inspired this post:
Reason # 1 I am going to die at the age of 80 in a mosh pit. (always been my dream)
Well since I won't be alive for 50 more years I guess there is no point of finishing this list which is really too bad 'cause it was really good.
Stock Pool Results as of November 3.
Everyone started with $10000 and here is where we are right now:
Aaron Perry - $10221.92
Kirk Perry - $10213.88
Tim Branscombe - $10082.52
Jo Hanson - $10058.73
Darren Croswell - $9882.42
Robin White - $9823.82
Matthew Rose - $9763.32
Holly Tatton - $9670.93
50 Reasons why I will never be Married For 50 Years!!
Reason # 1 I am going to die at the age of 80 in a mosh pit. (always been my dream)
Well since I won't be alive for 50 more years I guess there is no point of finishing this list which is really too bad 'cause it was really good.
Stock Pool Results as of November 3.
Everyone started with $10000 and here is where we are right now:
Aaron Perry - $10221.92
Kirk Perry - $10213.88
Tim Branscombe - $10082.52
Jo Hanson - $10058.73
Darren Croswell - $9882.42
Robin White - $9823.82
Matthew Rose - $9763.32
Holly Tatton - $9670.93
