Life on the rock. A Habhater's tale.

Just a quick post to let you know I've put a new movie link on this page. It is called Home to Sheetz and you can link to it from the left hand column. This is some of my friends doing the chorus of the Avril interpretive dance that i wrote (with Chris Stephens help) They are at a sheetz gas station making this even more special. mmmmmmm Sheetz. I'm hopin gto get some pictures soon for the girls night i had last night (hint hint) so i can post them. Stay tuned.

I saw 2 movies over the Christmas break: the chronicles of Narnia and Fun with Dick and Jane. I'd like to be the first to seriously compare these two movies. D&J had more Jim Carrey in it than Narnia which is usually a good thing but Narnia had more allegorical lions in it which is also a good thing. As a comedy Narnia was somewhat lacking and as a fantasy adventure story D&J sucked. I enjoyed the battle scenes more in Narnia than in D&J and the use of wardrobes was both unexpected and refreshing. (spoiler alert) D&J has a few wacky scenes in it. Both movies make use of grass and tables and both had credits at the end. I do think the biggest difference between the two of them was slight differences in the plot and settings. You'd probably have to watch both movies to see what I mean. All in all Narnia was superior in every way except for the ways that it wasn't and combined I would give these two movies an 87 out of 100.

Wow way to long between posts for me. I've even had several good ideas this week to post about none of which I will be using now. I've decided to further my political discussion by following the advice of Darren C. He suggested I pick one issue and vote for the party that best answers to that one issue. So I've thought long and hard about what really is deep in my heart and came up with B.N.I.. B.N.I. of course refers to Bovine Natural Insemination. I think it is terrible that farmers everywhere are taking away a cows ability to have sex and rplacing it with Artificial Insemination. Whatever party promises me that cattle will be legislated into having more sex will have my vote. If anyone has information on one of the parties taking a hard stand on B.N.I. please let me know and thanks.

I suppose i should enter into the pollitical fray for at least one post. Here are my thoughts. I actually can't vote for the Bloc since they never run candidates in my riding. The Green party support the slaughter of animals. (they support PETA) The communist party again never run candidates in our area but I don't think I'd vote for them anyways since red is a Hab colour. The NDP are a joke. (If you think trying to be as evil as possible is a joke) The Liberals are thieves, liars and rumour has it smelly as well. (In other words typical politicians) Truth is I wouldn't vote Liberal if they were the ony party running and I'm sorry but anyone who does is saying I don't care if politicians are honest. Please cheat me and then cheat me some more. That leaves the Conservative party: a combination of "Joe Clark's hole" (Talking to Americans) and the Refoooooooooooooooooooorm party. I don't trust them either but actually think they are the only vote I have to get the Fiberals out of power. In fact a vote for any other party other than the Conservatives is a vote to keep the Fiberals in power. If I have anything to say that won't be happening.

Top 9 Random Things I just Saw on TV

Here were the rules. I kept flipping the stations until Tim told me to stop and then I ranked what I saw into the ever popular Top 9 list. This game is a lot of fun and you should play it with every fifth friend you have. Oh yeah before the list here's an update of recent games.

42. What have I stolen from your house?
43. Random visions of TV game.
44. Oprah Sing a Long

and now the top 9:

#9 The Beastmaster
#8 Restless Female in Blue
#7 a flower girl
#6 cin´pop channel 136
#5 woman eating soup
#4 talking golden idol
#3 Sensodyne helps the Pain
#2 SUV Road Rage
#1 A man headbutting a woman on a ski slope repeatedly. (it made me titter)

I apologize in advance for this longer than usual post. I have decided to do a few top nine lists over the next little while. I may try one a week or 12 a day. Probably somewhere in between or not close to either. Any ways my first top 9 list is:

Top 9 Worst Song Lyrics Ever

I was looking for songs that were bad right through not just a bad line or two.

#9 Pretty much every country song ever written. I needed this catch all so my whole list wouldn't be country songs. Songs like "She thinks my tractor is sexy", "Fishing in the Dark", "Achy Breaky Heart" just to name a few.

#8 Invisible - Clay Aiken (we call it the stalker song) "If I was invisible Then I could just watch you in your room If I was invincible I'd make you mine tonight If hearts were unbreakable Then I could just tell you where I stand I would be the smartest man If I was invisible (Wait..I already am)" Not only is it creepy to think of Clay Aiken stalking you but this song is pure cheese. (stinky cheese)

#7 Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman? -Bryan Adams This song is so insincere and it is too bad since I do enjoy the music. Listen to this absurdity "You've gotta breathe her - really taste her Til you can feel her in your blood N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes Ya know ya really love a woman" Ugh

#6 I Knew I Loved You - Savage Garden In my opinion the cheesiest song of all time. "I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life A thousand angels dance around you I am complete now that I've found you" Seems pretty crowded to me.

#5 I Wanna Be a Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry I must say I love this song!!! but the lyrics are terrible. "Oh Yipee Yipee Yo Yo My name is Ted and one day I'll be dead. Yo Yo Yo" This song however still makes me smile.

#4 Father's Eyes - Amy Grant I know in context this song is supposed to be beautiful BUT that chorus killed me "She's got her Father's eyes, her Father's eyes ...Just like my Father's eyes, my Father's eyes, my Father's eyes Just like my Father's eyes." over and over again with the Father's eyes. Hey Amy just give him back his eyes and shut -up.

#3 Zombie - Cranberries This is another song I actually like but lyrics like this could only have been written by an elementary school drop out (or Jacques Demers) "In your head, in your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie, Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head, In your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie? Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou... "

#2 Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani I'm proud to say that after hearing this song only once I dedicated my life to never hearing it again. So far so good. Please be advised to read these lyrics I am about to type will make you dumber. "Let me hear you say, this *poop* is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S this poop is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S Again, this poop is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S This poop is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Cause I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl"
* slight editing by me.

#1 What I Am - Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians This song makes less sense than as the Bruce would say "tits on a bull" Here are all the lyrics:

"I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean
Philosophy is a talk on cereal box religion
Is a smile on a dog

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean
Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what?

I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know if you know what I mean
Philosophy is a walk on slippery rocks religion
is a light in the fog"

They just don't write them like this anymore. Thank goodness. Let me know if you think i missed one that should have made this top 9.

Time for my second list post in a row. This is very exciting for me as it enables me to post with more regularity about absolutely nothing at all. Before I get to that I just want to say sports has been very good to me as of late. Uconn Huskies men's and women's basketball are a combined 10-0. Daaaaa Bears have won 7 in a row. Carolina is first in their division and seem to be the only team that can beat Ottawa and the Habs have lost 6 of their last 7 games. (glad I'm not a Raptors fan) Any ways here is my list:

1. The Liberal government has fallen and somewhere in the world an elderly woman has fallen down. My question is why can't she get back up and where is G Force when you need them?